Your room asked for honesty.
Upload a photo for a funny AI roast and three fixes you can actually make. No intimidating designer consult. No endless inspiration scroll.
Your first roast is free. Upgrade only when you want the full plan.
Sample verdict
“The rug isn’t anchoring the room. It’s trying to escape it.”
The Room Roast promise
Funny, not cruel
We roast the choices, never the person behind them.
Specific, not vague
Every free roast ends with three practical next moves.
No surprise checkout
See the free roast first. Paid upgrades are always optional.
From photo to game plan
Less scrolling. More fixing.
Room Roast turns one photo into a decisive, budget-aware plan. The joke gets your attention; the advice gets the room moving.
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The roast
Upload one room photo and get a sharp, funny read on what is making the space feel off.
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Three concrete fixes
Get one furniture move, two smart buys, and one thing to remove—clear enough to act on today.
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A room plan you can shop
Upgrade for a full mood board and a practical shopping list built for real rooms and real budgets.
Pay only for more depth
Start with the truth. Upgrade for the transformation.
Free Roast
$0
A fast reality check for one room.
- Witty AI room roast
- Three concrete fixes
- A shareable result
Mood Board + Shop List
Move from “I know it’s off” to a coordinated plan you can execute.
$9
Want human eyes on it?
Add a personalized asynchronous review from a real designer for $40.
Before you upload
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your room can take it
One photo. One roast. A much better room.
Stop saving rooms you will never copy. Get clear, entertaining advice for the space you actually live in.
Roast my room free